tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin