fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

  • dog: *barks*
  • me: chill

nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

look-i-did-it:

nerds texting eachother

knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

kingofbastille:

ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

singitforfrankiero:

Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

smatter:

pivtl:

zaynmalif:

this twitter account saved my life

fuck

there is a god